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Last Updated November 21, 2004
February 03, 2004 jack writes:
YOUR WEBSITE IS SUPER RIGHT ON AND KEWL!
My name is jack e. jett. I am from Texas. I have nothing to sell. I host a TV show on pop subculture and was out surfing sites. I came across yours and thought it was very interesting.
Keep up the good work.
Jack E. Jett
February 13, 2004 bkbabe1122 writes:
this is hilarious
i thought that your website was funny
February 14, 2004 JasonFLAinvestor writes:
I am an Afghan and we don't support Bin Laden or the taliban and you're racist. We don't make fun of white people so why do you make fun of Afghans?
February 26, 2004 danielbarnett911 writes:
re:my opinion for what its worth
I was reading the hate mail and I found myself laughing-jokes are jokes and you shouldn't take them personally-human beings naturally deal with things they find difficut with humour. I am jewish yet I find ALL jewish jokes very funny the reason being because I can laugh at myself. My friend is Indian and he has no problem whatso ever with racist jokes for the same reason. The general view with the hate mail seems to be that there are some things you can't joke about but the simple truth is that when there are evil situations, people joke to lighten it up (that may be my opinion as an english person so feel free to tear my thoery to pieces) I would just like to add that i have no problem with this site, in fact it is very funny. I have tried to keep the ranting out of this message but am up for arguing with anyone who wants to comment on what i have said.
March 26, 2004: email@example.com writes:
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March 26, 2004: firstname.lastname@example.org writes:
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December 28, 2003: IceHeartedBitch writes:
Polaks and Lesbians
To all you
Polish people out there: Get over it. And people from Lesbos are Lesbosians,
NOT lesbians. I never get offended by blonde jokes, and I'm blonde. You
all should find something worth griping about, like children with no homes
and not enough to eat. If you want to make a difference, don't post to
this site...go to a local homeless shelter and donate some food or clothing.
December 14, 2003: Amandaeh14 writes:
ethnic jokes, etc.
Another suggestion: EVEN OUT THE JOKES. Make something there for everyone. Like if you have Jewish jokes, create some Christian jokes for them to laugh at, and for gay/lesbian jokes, make some 'straight' jokes. And for every Irish/Mexican/Italian/Polish joke, try adding a few WASP jokes here and there. (isn't it ironic that the nationalities that have been considered 'inferior' to American WASPs for a century or so are nations that are mostly populated by Roman Catholics?) You can even go as far to creating American jokes. Because after all, since you like to poke fun at other nationalities, why not make some for your own? (A Hint: When I visited Poland, my friends there have created their own response to Polish jokes in the Chicago region: Yanko jokes.)
thing about people is that each group of people have some sort of stereotype
for another group, and that there is not a single group that hasn't been
ridiculed/ persecuted/ etc. only for the way they were. A lot of Poles
hate Germans, most Ukrainians hate the Poles, Khmers hate Thais, Americans
hate the French, the French hate the British, blacks think white people
are dirty-rich racists, white people think black people are racist drug
dealers, blacks and whites alike think Asians have very high IQs, men
think all feminists are lesbians, feminists think men are sexist bastards.
where does it end? I'm happy for your website because it makes fun of
those stereotypes as well as the group of people it represents. Besides,
a lot of them really are funny.
P.S.: Don't be so hard on that other guy. (I forgot his name but I know that he is another Polish-American who wrote an angry letter with some spelling errors) After all, Poland has been invaded seventeen times in history before it finally became a free republic two decades ago, so we Polaks get a little touchy about our heritage.
November 24, 2003: email@example.com writes:
The Not so Funny African American Jokes Posted.
Your so called ethnic jokes are not funny. They are offensive. Maybe you should retitle the category "Jokes for all racist bastards and their KKK family members". Why do you allow jokes which refer to African children and people as monkeys to be posted on your pages? Remember African people were not the people visiting Africa to gain knowledge and then savagely killing the Africans. I am not calling any particular group of people animals but you should understand my frustration. These jokes are not funny. Perhaps if I write some of my own "racially" offensive jokes I can force the "white" world to understand. I will keep complaining until those jokes are removed. Thank you for reading.
- Very pissed
off HUMAN BEING
October 24, 2003: firstname.lastname@example.org writes:
Get rid of your "Mexican Humor" A curse on your
house if you don't. (from indigenous blood)
In June, 2003 : i.e.mcculloch writes:
Never mind the ideology (which is questionable in the extreme), the jokes
aren't actually funny.
July 11, 2002, Sean responds:
Jan I loved
your letter. With your Swartzeneger grasp of the English language, combined
with the fact that the best thing you could find to criticize was my
You still haven't figured out that a hatred of Poles is not racism, and will not become racism simply because your little liberal mind wishes it to be so. Sorry, but facts are facts.
You have decided that our whole society is to blame because of your claimed incident at a voters booth. in your letter you state: "I was told "We don't let Polaks vote here!" This racist society denied me a basic right-A RIGH TO VOTE. Why, because I'm Polish (or as this racist society puts it a "Polak")."
Now I ask you this, If this incident really happened, which I doubt, was it the society which denied you your right to vote, or was it an individual at the voting booth. If we judge the society by the actions of individual members, then I would have to judge the society of Poland based upon you, and state that all Poles are dumb polaks. But since I'm not like you, I'll choose to judge you as an individual, and determine that your rectal cranium inversion was not a result of your heritage, but probably resulted from a lack of oxygen in your bloodstream during birth.
Back in 1997 I had the privilege to tour your country, as well as several other countries, and what I found did not surprise me. People are people all over the world. Warsaw is just as full of racists as Seoul or Paris or Atlanta. People fear what they don't understand, and that fear often turns to hatred. A person of your obviously dismally low IQ, would tend to fear, and then hate, quite a bit. Your letter shows this theory to be valid.
You have elected to label every single person born in this country as racist, and since, in your idiotic ranting, you say there is no difference between national originism and racism, then your own statements brand you as a racist. Are you becoming that which you despise or are you simply too ignorant to grasp the subtleties involved?
Since you aren't bright enough to design your own response to this letter, I'm sure you'll resort to spell-checking again as a means of disqualifying my statements. When you do, please note that I left your quote intact, including where you misspelled the word "right". You may not be aware of this, but even when English is capitalized, we still include the letter "t".
Needless to say, you are going to condemn me as a racist for this response to your ranting, but before you do, let me clarify something for you. I don't dislike you because you come from Poland. That would make me a nationalist. I don't dislike you because you are presumably Caucasian, that would be racism. I dislike you for your own individual merits such as your general lack of intelligence and your attitudes. If that makes me a racist, so be it.
Keep your small minded opinions flowing, the world needs more idiots.
June 22, 2002, Jan Visla Responds: Reply to Sean, Deltona Florida
Sean, usually I don't reply to idiots such as yourself however, after reading your twisted comments I felt compelled to do so. I realize you have the right that entitles you to voice your opinions (no matter how stupid they may be). Keep in mind I don't have the time or the nerves to comment on everything you wrote.
First of all you can dissect it any way you want it racist or national origin-discrimination is discrimination however you slice it.
think you are missing the whole point (just as any idiot would). There's
nothing wrong with humor however, when you use term "Polak"-it
is not a joke. I would be perfectly happy if someone told me a Polish
joke not a "Polak" joke. Don't go far--take a good look at this
site. Warren Harris
Let me give you an example. A few years back I obtained a "US citizenship" Following an official court session I obtained my certificate and proceeded to a voting registration table located just outside the courtroom. Guess what I was told when I approached the counter and advised I would like to register to vote? I was told "We don't let Polaks vote here!" How do you think I should feel about this (and countless other similar incidences)? Everyone here talks about rights, amendments, freedoms, etc... This racist society denied me a basic right-A RIGH TO VOTE. Why, because I'm Polish (or as this racist society puts it a "Polak").
Where to you think this kind of attitude and eventual mistreatment comes from? First it starts with so called "Polak" jokes. Then Americans start to literally believe that garbage. After that, it's just a matter of time before those racist beliefs are applied against Polish people.
for a second that these so called "Polak" jokes are absolutely
harmless and are mere "survival trait to deal with emotional pain."
What the hell are you surviving? How do you deal with "emotional
pain" by discriminating, putting someone down through racial jokes,
You say it's "derogitory" (I think you meant "derogatory") to say someone is on drugs. Yet it's perfectly O.K. in this racist society to refer to Polish people as "Polaks or White Niggers." I don't expect you to understand after all you are not Polish living in a racist society. Are you Sean?
If your analogy
is true let's consider this scenario: On 11 Sep 01, 19 individuals; crashed
four airplanes, destroyed World Trade center complex, destroyed part of
the Pentagon, and killed 3,047 people. How did they accomplish this task?
WITH BOX CUTTERS...! If this is not funny--I don't
Sean, I'm glad "spineless Pole" learned the English language--too bad you have not. Let me give you a piece of advice. It is extremely obvious that you have hidden racial tendencies streaming form the way you refer to "spineless Pole." Before you give any advice (to anyone), I strongly suggest you learn how to spell first.
I understand Sesame Street concept may be way beyond your little undeveloped brain to grasp, given the fact that you cannot even spell Sesame Street. However, twice a day sessions, your patience, persistence and determination will hopefully pay off in a few yeas. I suggest you start with the following; first learn the English alphabet. After accomplishing this very complex task you may want to advance into actually putting the abc's together and actually forming simple words like;
While learning abc's please consider learning some numbers too. I don't know if you remember but combination of Florida idiots like you almost ruined the last presidential elections.
mastered the alphabet and basic concept of numbers--the sky is the limit.
I don't know if you aware of this fact, but you can actually put the words
together and start making some meaningful sentences. You can do more with
sentences however, that's way to complex for your primitive American mind.
Good luck, I'm confident you'll do just fine and after a few years of
I don't expect you to learn anything from this letter because, personally I think talking to you (or any American racist) is just like a black person attempting to make a point at a Ku Klux Klan (KKK) convention.
Stay tuned and keep on laughing RACIST AMERICA...
July 3, 2001, Kerri Graves Writes: You can make fun of my color, age, weight, religion, and I would still laugh. All these people who are offended by these jokes need to lighten up. They were not ment to be personal so get over it. I think your web site is a riot and I really enjoy it. People who spend their time being pissed off by someone whom they'll never meet because they wrote an "offensive joke" obviously have no lives. I am offended by the ass hole liberals who whine and complain that "you've hurt my feelings" and in the next breath their bitchin' about their freedom of speech. Loosers! I'm laughing twice as hard at you!!!!-Kerri Graves
July 10, 2001, Snowgod Writes: You've got a funny site! I'm still laughing out loud. Way to go! If you need more material or pics. lets me know and I'll hook you up! :o) Ron
January 17, 2004, Angrypolish@dieUSA.com spews:
You stupid fuck
Next time people like Pulawski, Kosciuszko or soldiers from Ander's Army will think twice before they will die for such a poor mother fuckers, ass holes and idiots like you.
July 5, 2003, polfriendusa writes:
Polish Jokes Harmed Me When I Was A Child
like your's have hurt me when I came from Poland, as a child. Not only
I felt out of place in USA but also "stupid". I heard jokes
about Polish Americans being stupid and since I was straight from Poland
I felt that everyone thought I was even more stupid. I was sent here,
I was adopted, it wasn't because of my free will. I was promised a paradise
in USA but instead I've found a lot of people like you. I would advice
you to delete your stupid site before it harms other Polish children.
In June, 2003 amerykanin writes:
We will never forget...
Polish. I saw your Polak jokes. I like most of them but I'm pretty amazed
how much hate you must keep against people of my nation without probably
knowing anything about our geographical location, history, achievements.
In June, 2003 niko80cz writes:
are extraordinarily mediocre, if not pathetic. Please, next time, try
getting better *dowcipy* on this website. It is such a pity that filthy
trash Americans like yourself couldn't have been nailed and sent to a
coffin like those on September 11.
On December 8, 2000,
"a certain spineless pole who wishes to remain anonymous" spake
On January 1, 2001,
"a certain spineless pole who wishes to remain anonymous" blathered
Iíve noticed that you displayed a quote on your web page (http://www.rantnroll.com/html/polish.html) from my previous e-mail "On December 8, 2000, NAME DELETED spake thusly: Hi, "Polak" jokes you are bunch of fucking yankee racists." Although it would be nice for you to inform me that you would include my name on your web site without my permission, I donít expect to be treated fairly in this country - a fact of life in America.
Although I was not very eloquent when I sent that e-mail (I never am when it comes to racism in America) and your site made me extremely angry that day, I request you remove my name from your web site.
One more think since your website is so preoccupied in perpetrating racism in this country and you seem to be extremely knowledgeable in this arena maybe you can help me. Iím doing some research on origins of "Polak" jokes Ė do you know where it originated? Does it have some specific origin or is it just an American mindset to discriminate?
Please let me know
"a certain spineless pole who wishes to remain anonymous"
Ps. I like your web site. However, in my opinion you could spent your time combating racism and prejudicial views instead of perpetrating them.
On January 4, 2001
"a certain spineless pole who wishes to remain anonymous" yammered
on in the following manner:
Maybe you don't know but a Lesbian is a native of Lesbos, a Greek island off coast of Turkey. One of the greatest ancient Greek poets was known as Sappho the Lesbian. It is said that women from Lesbos, including Sappho, were known to like other women.
Of course stupid, primitive, ignorant people who know nothing about world geography, history, or poetry, will still find this joke entertaining.
A dumb polak.
On May 1, 2001 MHofst writes:
Yugoslavia - the Joke of the World !!
You forget that one country that makes polacks look like erudite scholars ---- namely: Yugoslavia !! A Slob is the president. Their highest technological achievement was the Yugo. Their national dish (considered a delicacy) is: Burnt Toast & Rotten Eggs (have to get it at just the right stage of rot.......and just the right amount of carbon black for maximum bitterness.......).
--------- 1st Amendment = freedom of speech, absolute freedom of speech and press (text, print). Why are so many Americans trying to repeal this amendment with things like "political-correctedness" and other speech-limiting legislation?? I say: the only thing that should be censored is: "political-correctedness" !!!!!!!!!!!! Am I right, or am I right?????
On February 22, 2004 email@example.com writes:
YOU ARE SICK
Body: JFK DIED AND IT WAS SICK THE WAY HE DIED AND U THINK ITS FUNNY YO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT?>!?!?! Your heart is just cold.
On December 22. 1999, firstname.lastname@example.org writes:
I think that you are a bunch of sick bastards. You are so low that you have to crack jokes about the dead. They aren't here to defend themselves and those of you who have written those jokes are too ignorant to give a damn. If any of you have a personal problem with what I have said, feel free to email me. In the mean time, I HOPE YOUR WEB SITE GETS TERMINATED!!!!
On January 15, 2001, J. Corn writes:I cannot thank you enough for making my day! Your page and articles are very creative, hilarious and unique! I had received a copy of the "Time" page from a friend and have it framed and in my office. Now that I know your site address, I will continue to be on the look out for your articles.
Loved all the Bush Tales. Keep up your absolutely wonderful work!
J. Corn, Colorado
On January 31, 2001, Linda writes:
I found you while
surfing for one liners. I have to tell you this is the best site on the
net. I have not laughed so much in my life. Have turned all my friends
on to this fun. It will take me years to get through all the jokes you
have. Thank you so much and keep up the great work!
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