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Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant
-Newspaper headline from Big Ugly, WV
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Infertility unlikely to be passed on
-Montgomery Advertiser |
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Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
-The Sunday Oregonian |
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Man shoots neighbor with machete
-The Miami Herald |
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Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
-Journal of Commerce |
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Some phone psychics provide useless, erroneous information
-Staten Island Sunday Advance |
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Iowa moves back to Pittsburgh
-The Flint Journal |
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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
-The Los Angeles Times |
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Cicero Officials Reassure YTK bug is 'no problem'. |
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after
age 25 |
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Tampax Aims to Stop Flow of Criticism |
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Teen charged in Pooh theft |
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Fresno council to talk about talking less at meetings |
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Police car crashes into doughnut delivery van |
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March Planned For Next August |
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Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip |
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Croupiers On Strike-Management: "No Big Deal" |
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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped |
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids |
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Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice |
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Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy |
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20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar |
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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation |
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WOMAN STUCK IN TUB FOR 5 DAY SUFFERS DEHYDRATION |
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INVESTIGATORS DETERMINE MAN NOT A MAN |
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Fertile Woman Killed In Climax |
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Convicted murderer wins stay in Jamaica |
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD |
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Make a blood sacrifice at the coven of your choice |
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Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends |
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President has affair with Intern (followed immediately by): |
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Government launches full blown investigation |
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Crimestoppers aid police in murder |
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Two Waterproof Teens Drown (in Waterproof, LA) |
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No one killed in fatal car crash |
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Miami police officer kills man with toy gun |
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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
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Eye Drops Off Shelf
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
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Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Stolen Painting Found by Tree
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Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
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Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
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Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Deer Kill 17,000
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Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
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Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
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Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
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House passes gas tax onto senate
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Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
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Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
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William Kelly was fed secretary
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Milk drinkers are turning to powder
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Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
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Farmer bill dies in house
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Squad helps dog bite victim
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Dealers will hear car talk at noon
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Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
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Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
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Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
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Child's death ruins couple's holiday
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Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
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Man is fatally slain
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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Stud Tires Out
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Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
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Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
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Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
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British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
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Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
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Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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Air Head Fired
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Steals Clock, Faces Time
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Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
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Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty |
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Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty |
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Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper nor Body Found |
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After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth |
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Woman Improving After Fatal Crash |
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Publicize Your Business Absolutely Free! Just send $6.00.
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Transported
to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets
and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.'
a
Marin County, Calif., newspaper's TV listing for 'The Wizard of
Oz'
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