Mexican
Humor
One-Liners
Q: Did you
hear about the 2 Mexicans on 'That's Incredible'?
A: One had car insurance and the other was an only child!
Q: Have you heard
about the new African-Mexican restaurant?
A: It's called "Nacho-Mamma."
Q. What do you get
when you cross a Mexican and an Octopus?
A. Got me, but it can sure pick lettuce.
Q. Why do Mexicans
drive low-riders?
A. So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
Q. Why wasn't Jesus
born in Mexico?
A. They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!
Q: What do you call
a Mexican after a vasectomy?
A: A dry Martinez!
Q: What did the Mexican
do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He married her!
Q: Why do Mexicans
eat refried beans?
A: Ever seen a Mexican that didn't screw things up the first time around!
Q: Why doesn't Mexico
have an Olympics team?
A: Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already in the US.
Q: What do you call
a Mexican without a lawnmower?
A: Unemployed
Q: What do you get
when you bury a row of Mexicans waist deep in your yard?
A: A spicket fence
Q: Why don't Mexicans
believe in blow jobs?
A: Mexicans don't like any job that interferes with unemployment!
Q: If a bunch of white
guys running down a hill is an avalanche, and a bunch of black guys running
down a hill is a mudslide, what do you call a bunch of Mexicans running
down a hill?
A: Jailbreak!
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico earthquake?
A: It did over $100 million worth of improvements!
Q: How can you tell Mexicans moved in the neighborhood?
A: The blacks get car insurance.
Q: How does a Mexican know when he's hungry?
A: When his asshole stops burning!
Q: Why did only 200 Mexicans show up to fight at the battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had five cars!
Q: What do a Mexican
and a cue ball have in common?
A: The harder you hit them, the better their English!
Q: What's the slowest
thing in the world?
A: A Mexican funeral procession with only one set of jumper cables!
Q: Who's the best man at a Mexican wedding?
A: The guy with the jumper cables!
Q: How did the Mexican
woman loose 20 pounds in one day?
A: She washed off her makeup.
Q: Do you know the definition of a 'Latin lover'?
A: Fuckin' Mexican!
Q: Why did the Mexicans
fight so hard to take the Alamo?
A: They wanted four clean walls to spray paint graffiti on.
Q: What do you call two gay Mexicans playing basketball by themselves?
A: Juan on Juan!
Q: Why do seagulls
fly upside down in Mexico?
A: There isn't anything worth shitting on!
Q: Did you hear they
came out with a new Selena doll?
A: Ken and Barbie needed a maid!
Q: What were Davie Crockett's last words as he stood at the gates of the
Alamo?
A: Holy Shit! Where the fuck did all of these landscapers come from?
Q: How did the Mexican
midget commit suicide?
A: He hung himself from the rear view mirror!
Q: What's the difference
between Scotch tape and Mexican tape?
A: Mexican tape doesn't have a sticky side.
Q: Why do Mexicans
eat tamales every Christmas?
A: So they have something to open!
The Mexican doctor
told the village nymphomaniac, "Senorita, it looks to me like you've
had Juan too many."
Q: Do you know what
Jesus said to the Mexicans before going up to heaven?
A: "Play dumb until I come back!"
Q: Why do Mexican
cars have such small steering wheels?
A: So they can still drive with handcuffs on!
Q: Why are scientists breeding Mexicans instead of rats for their experiments?
A: They multiply faster and you don't get so attached to them!
Q: When does a Mexican
become a Spaniard?
A: When he marries your daughter."
Q: Why can't Wetbacks be firefighters?
A: They can't tell Jose from hose B.
Q: What are
the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
A: "Steal a chicken..."
Q: Did you hear about
the Mexican who had a heart attack on Halloween?
A: Someone came to his door dressed as a job.
Q: Why were
there only 5,000 Mexicans in the Vietnam War?
A: Because they only had one car!
Q: Why did
God create armadillos?
A: So Mexicans would have something to eat on the half shell.
Q: What is long, brown
and has a cumulative I.Q. of ocho?
A: The Cinco de Mayo parade.
Q: Why are
there so few skyjacking attempts by Mexicans?
A: What good is having a parachute if you can't count to ten?
Q: What do
you call 7 white men pushing a car up a hill?
A: White Power.
Q: What do you call 7 black men pushing a car up a hill?
A: Black Power.
Q: What do you call 7 Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
A: Grand Theft Auto!
Q: Why does
the Mexican Medical Society ban rectal thermometers?
A: They cause too much brain damage.
Q: What's
a wiener?
A: The first runner to cross the finish line in a Mexican race!
Did you hear
about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone
in a roundhouse?
Q: Why were
there four thousand Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars!
Q: How do
you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
A: Put a help wanted sign in the window.
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Lie
Detector Test
An Englishman, an American and a Mexican are called upon to take a lie
detector test.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of wine".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine
is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
The Mexican says: "I think...",
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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Classroom
Humor
Mrs. Brown is having her 2nd grade classroom tell the class what their
fathers do for a living. After they tell the class, she has them
go to the chalkboard and spell the word that is their father's profession.
Little Johnny stands up and says, "My dad is a barber. He cuts
men's hair." He then proceeds to the chalkboard and writes
B-A-R-B-E-R. "Very good," says Mrs. Brown.
Next, sweet little Susie raises her hand, stands up and says, "My
father is a dentist. He cleans and fixes people teeth."
She walks up to the chalkboard and writes D-E-N-T-I-S-T. "That's
wonderful" comments Mrs. Brown.
Pedro, a little Mexican boy, is next. He stands up and says, "My
papa works as an electrician. He makes lights and plugs work."
He proceeds slowly to the chalkboard and writes E-L-E, then stops.
He begins to stutter and doesn't know how to spell the word. He tries
to sound out the word when Mario, an Italian boy in class, raises his
hand and says "My dad's a bookie, and 20 to 1 says the spick can't
spell electrician!"
Mrs. Jones was teaching
her second grade class how to use vocabulary words in the form of a sentence.
As she began her lesson, she asked the class, "Who can use the word
'choo choo' in a sentence?"
Little Jennifer, sitting in the front row, wildly waves her hand until
Mrs. Jones calls on her. Jennifer stood up and said, "The choo
choo pulled into the station on time."
"Very good, Jennifer," Mrs. Jones said. "Who else
can make a sentence using the words choo choo?" asked Mrs. Jones.
Little Leroy, sitting towards the back of the class, shyly raises his
hand and Mrs. Jones calls on him. "Da choo choo is goin' too
fast," he says quietly to the class.
"Excellent job, Leroy," states Mrs. Jones. "How about
one more example--Juan, can you create a sentence using the words choo
choo?" asks Mrs. Jones.
"Chure Mrs. Jones," says Juan. "How about: Jou touch
my Chebby an' I'll choo choo!"
The teacher asked
Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence:
Paco smiles and says,
"Orrale vato, my ruca caught me in bed with my sancha, pero that's
ok because HAR ASS MENT nothing to me."
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The
IQ Test
Igor, a Russian, Helmut,
a German, and Juan, a Mexican were walking down the street one day.
As they approached a busy intersections, they noticed a machine set up
near the busy intersection. On the side of the machine, read the
following instructions:
1. INSERT QUARTER.
2. ANSWER FIVE QUESTIONS.
3. RECEIVE PRINTOUT SHOWING I.Q.
Igor was the first man to approach the machine. He inserted his
quarter and answered his five questions. He then received the following
printout:
"YOUR I.Q. IS 121. HAVE A NICE DAY."
Next, Helmut approached the machine. He inserted his quarter, answered
his five questions, and received the this printout:
"YOUR I.Q. IS 117. HAVE A NICE DAY.'
Finally, it was Juan's turn at the machine. He inserted his quarter,
answered his questions, then waited for his printout. At last, the machine
produced the following message:
"HOLA CABRON, TU I.Q. ERES 61. BUENOS DIAS!"
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Burying
Mexicans With a Bulldozer
The sheriff arrived
at the scene of the horrible accident just as his deputy was climbing
down from the controls of a
bulldozer. "Say, Bubba, what's going on?" he asked.
"A whole bus full of migrant workers went out of control and over
the cliff. I just got through burying 'em," explained
the deputy.
"Good work, Bubba," said the sheriff. "Pretty gory work.
Were all of them dead?"
Bubba nodded gravely. "Some of 'em said they weren't, but you know
how those Mexicans lie."
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Why
I Love America
(The real reason Vicente Fox wants his people to have more opportunities
in the U.S.--by Hector Guerrero Lopez Macias Gonzales)
I come for visit, get treated regal,
so I stay real long, who cares if I'm illegal?
I cross the border, poor and broke,
ride the bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
say I need to see Welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
we send you cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
pay medical, it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
thanks to you-American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags and chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come, we live together,
more welfare cash, it gets better!
Fourteen families now move in,
but neighbors patience growing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
my cousin buy his house and stay.
Find more aliens for house to rent,
and in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
but they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is mucho, mucho good,
pretty soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding,
welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife needs pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American is crazy, he pay all year,
to keep welfare running here.
We think America damn good place!
too damn good for the White-man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
got lots of room in Mexico.
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Why
Alligators Don't Eat Mexicans
These three
dudes break out of prison. One is white, one black, and one Mexican.
They are going through the woods
trying to get away, and they hear the guard dogs coming. They come
out of the woods to a swamp with alligators. The
white man says, "I've got to try to swim across. If I don't
the dogs will get me."
So he jumps in and swims about fifty feet, and the alligators eat him.
Well, the black guy is standing there looking at the swamp, and the dogs
are getting closer, so he says, "I'm bigger and stronger than that
white dude, I think I can out swim those alligators." So he
jumps in, swims about a hundred feet, and the alligators eat him.
The Mexican is standing there, afraid to jump in, when the dogs come out
of the woods barking, so he jumps in, and he swims all the way across
and gets away.
A little alligator says to a big alligator, "Why did we eat the first
two guys, but let the Mexican go?"
The big alligator says, "The last time I ate a Mexican, my ass burned
for three days!"
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A
Mexican Submarine Inspector in a Bar
A guy goes
into a Texas bar all dejected, and orders a drink. The barkeep says, "Here,
you look down. It's on the house if you'll tell me your story."
"Okay," the guy says in a heavy Mexican accent. "Ess like
theese: I jused to be an inspector for the Mexican Navy."
"Really!" the barkeep says, surprised. "I didn't know Mexico
had a Navy."
"Oh, chure," the inspector says.
"So, what did you inspect?"
"Submarines."
"What did you have to do?"
"Well," the inspector says, taking a big drink. "I get
into the submarine with all the other guys in the Navy and I say, 'Take
it down to 100 feet!'"
"And what happens?"
"Then I go around and check for leaks. Then I say, 'Take it down
to 200 feet!'"
"And then what happens?"
"Then I go around and check for leaks again. And if everything goes
well, I say, 'Take it down to a thousand feet!'"
"And then what happens?"
The Mexican inspector shakes his head sadly. "Then those damn adobe
walls just fall apart!"
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Mexican
Judo
A Mexican
is in a bar discussing fighting styles with Chuck Norris. He tells
Norris that he is an expert in Mexican judo.
Norris asked, "What the hell is Mexican judo?"
The Mexican replied, "Judo know if I have a gun, or judo know if
I have a knife!"
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Do
You Know the Criminal Pablo Sanchez?
Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal Pablo Sanchez?"
Juan (Just Taken Prisoner): "Know him? Yesterday, I am riding my
horse, and the horse he stop to make droppings in the road. Pablo Sanchez
step out from bushes, holding very big pistola, and tells me to get down.
Then he points to the droppings and says, 'you must eat all of that'.
And what can I do? He has the very big gun, so I start to eat. Pablo is
laughing. He laughs so hard that he drops the big gun. I quick grab it,
and say, 'Now, Pablo, you must eat!'
"And what can Pablo do? I now have the very big gun. So Pablo eat
all the rest of that pile.
"So, you ask do I know Pablo Sanchez? Why, just yesterday Pablo and
I have lunch together."
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A
Hispanic Night Before Christmas
The
night before Chreemas, on Toosday I theenk,
I go to cantina to geet me a dreenk.
I dreenk saam tequila, I dreenk eet too fast,
Preety damn queek, I fall on my ass.
I peek myself up and go home to my bed,
I pool the cobija up ober my head.
Early next morning, or late een the night,
I heer such damn recket, I theenk eet's a fight.
I geet outta bed, I don feel very well,
My head ees too beeg, eet hort me like hell.
I go to the weendow, I don believe what I see,
A pot-bellied greengo, as plain as can be.
I looook at heez ropa, ees all colored red,
He got heem some chivos tied on to a sled.
I yella and I holler, "Hey, move your fat ass,
Your chivos over dere, they chit on my grass!"
He torn to heez goats, he say just one word,
And them damn chivos chomp in the air like a bord.
They corcle around, and then queek as a mouse,
He land that damn sled on top of my house.
They chaking their horns and stomping hees hoof,
I theenk they damn chore play hell with my roof.
I heer theze ole man chout loud and clear,
"What the hell, Rodriquez, ain't no cheemney up here.
No door, no weendow, nothing but air,
How I gon geev you theze goverment welfare?"
Then right away theze Rodriquez see---
He gon get heemself something, something for free.
So he says to the greengo, "Please come een senor,
Do come on down and use the front door."
So, he come een the house, and upon heez broad back,
He is carry one hell of beeg gony sack.
He puut theze beeg sack down on the floor,
And start pooling out comida galore.
He pool out tortillas, tamales and ham,
He pool out a cheekin and haff of a lamb.
He pool out cervesa and a bottle of wine,
I cannot believe that theze eez all mine!
I'm theenking, "Rodriquez, you locky by heck,
Theze chore as hell beats unemployment check."
So he chakes out heez boles and dreenk some of my wine,
And cosses hees chivos to get them een line.
He cosses and hollers, he knows every one,
"Chinga, Cabron, Yo, Son of a gon."
That ole man he know how to puut on a chow,
Trying to make them damn chivos get up and go.
At last he get them to chom een the sky,
And the last time I see heem, he preety damn high.
He going away and the last theeng I heeer,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS RODRIQUEZ, YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' QUEER!"
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Pedro's
Going Off With a Butterfly
Jose was
sitting as usual, his back leaning against the adobe wall of his friend
Pedro's shack. Then Pedro came out of the shack with a butterfly in his
hand.
"Ay Pedro," Jose called, "where are you going with the
butterfly?"
"I'm going to get some butter."
"You're an idiot," Jose scoffed. "Butter doesn't come from
butterflies."
But a few minutes later, to Jose's astonishment, Pedro returned with a
pot of butter.
The next day, Pedro hurried out with a jar of horseflies.
"Where are you going?" Jose asked.
"To get horses," Pedro said.
Jose couldn't stop laughing - until Pedro came back an hour later leading
two beautiful stallions.
The next day, Jose saw Pedro walking out of his shack carrying a handful
of weeds. "What's that?" he called out.
"Pussy willow," Pedro answered.
"Hold on!" Jose roared, leaping to his feet. "I'm coming
with you!"
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A
Young, Horny Mexican in the Foreign Legion
A
young and horny Mexican named Jose joined the foreign legion. Reporting
to his post, he was disturbed by the lack of females there.
"Olie sheet!" he said to his sergeant, "don't you fellows
have any sex around here?"
"Sure we do," said the sergeant. " It's just that we of
the foreign legion have to adapt to our environment."
"I don't understand."
"Well," the sergeant explained, "the camels come every
Thursday at about three o'clock."
"Camels!' Jose snorts in disgust. "Huh!"
But by Thursday, he couldn't wait. He stood at the edge of camp
scanning the horizon. At three o'clock, he could see a cloud of
dust. It grew larger, and then a herd of about twenty camels came
thundering into the camp. Jose couldn't wait.
Grabbing the first one by the bridle, he quickly began humping it wildly.
The sergeant ran up to him and said, "Private Jose, what the hell
are you doing?"
"Christ, sergeant, it's easy enough to see!"
"No, no, you fool! The camels come to take us to the town so
we can get the girls!"
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American
Forced to Masturbate at Gunpoint
The American tourist got the shock of his life when a Mexican with a 6
shooter jumped out from behind a cactus.
"Take my money, my car but don't kill me", said the tourist.
"I no kill you if you do what I say," said the Mexican.
"Just unzip your pants and start masturbating," he ordered.
Although shocked, the tourist did what he was told. "Alright, now
do it again" said the Mexican.
The Yank protested but with the gun against his nose, he managed again.
"And yet again, Gringo, or I shoot you dead."
With sweat running down his brow, the yank managed a final effort and
fell exhausted.
"Good" said the Mexican, "now you give my sister a ride
to the next village."
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Important
Memo to Mexican staff :
Several corporate
officers have brought to our attention that Mexican staff commonly uses
inappropriate language. Such behavior, in addition to violating Company
Policy # 23.2, is regarded as highly unprofessional and offensive. Therefore,
from this date forward, everyone concerned should immediately adhere to
the following rules:
1. Words
like 'carajo', 'chingada' and other such expressions will not be used
for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion might be.
2. You will not say 'pendejo' or 'la cagas', when somebody is being reprimanded,
or 'que pendejada' or 'que mamadas son estas' when a major mistake or
conflict has risen. All forms derived of the verbs, 'pendejear', mamar'
or 'cagar' are unsuitable in our environment, for they lead to further
confusion and potential disagreement.
3. No Manager, Director, or least Vice-President under any circumstances
will be referred to as 'hijo de su chingada madre', 'hijo de puta', 'cabrón'
or 'ojete'.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as 'falta de huevos',
'pinche puto' or 'maricón', nor will persons with lack of initiative
be referred as 'culero' or 'pendejo'.
5. Unusual creative or original ideas should not be referred to as 'pinches
jaladas'.
6. Do not say 'como chinga' or 'jode' if a person is persistent, or 'está
jodido' if a colleague is going through a difficult situation, or his
or her department's position is untenable or ill-conceived. Furthermore,
you must not say 'que chinga' when matters turn complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say 'vete a la
chingada' or 'vete al carajo', do not ever substitute 'May I help you'
with '¿qué chingados quieres?'. When things get-tough and
unacceptable, and statement such as 'We are going through a difficult
time' should be used rather than: 'esto está de la chingada'.
8. Performance Management sessions with staff should never be referred
to as esto ya mamó'.
9. If you make a mistake just say so, and not say 'ya la cagué'
or 'ya me llevó la chingada' when your Direct Reports get to know
about your mistakes.
10. Under no circumstance should you call our staff members who are approaching
retirement as 'rucos ojetes'.
11. When in a hurry never use expressions such as 'ándale, cabrón'
or 'orale, pinches putos'.
12. The statement 'te la pelas' should not be used to discourage someone.
13. 'Nos la pelaron los pinches gringos' should not be used to convey
the idea of victory in a negotiation.
14. When a problem is not your responsibility, you must not say 'no es
mi pedo' or 'me importa verga', for this is not an accurate translation
of the statement in our language.
If you have
any questions, please feel free to contact our manager of human resources,
'el hijo de su mouser que corre a la gente'.
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Wow!
What a Job
A young Mexican
man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter
and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job."
The man behind
the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing
from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffer/bodyguard for his nympho
daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the
suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this
job, meals will also be provided and you'll also be required to escort
the young lady on her overseas holidays.
The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The Mexican
said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!".
The man behind
the counter said, "Well, you started it!".
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Major
Earthquake Strikes Mexico
A major earthquake
with the strength of 9.1 on the Richter scale has struck Mexico. 150,000
Mexicans have died, and over a million are wounded. The country is in
complete ruines and the government doesn't know where to start with providing
help.
The rest
of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican
Army in controlling the riots. European countries are sending food and
money.
The Unites
States of America are sending Mexico 150,000 of their excess Mexicans.
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The
Mexican and the Genie
A Mexican
is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in
the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned
and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything
you want."
The Mexican
begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally
the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make
me pee tequila."
The Genie
grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of
the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks
like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes
a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. the Mexican yells
to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly."
She comes
running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard
and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo
is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she
has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next
night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses
out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is
the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun
comes up.
Finally Friday
night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife, "Consuelo,
grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila."
His wife
gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Mexican
begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But
Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises
the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor, you drink from the
bottle."
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You
Know You're Mexican If...
- Your family
throws a party when you get your GED
- You consider
a pickup as a form of public transportation
- You leave
family weddings early to avoid the police who always showing up uninvited
- You've
eaten chorizo all your life and still aren't sure what's in it
- Your cousin
is considered a high achiever because she waited until she was a Junior
before she had her first kid
- Your family
has their own wing at the county jail
- If your
car were any lower it would be a submarine
- You have
more 502s than 501s
- You meet
a girl at a nightclub and you have to ask her questions to be sure she's
not related
- Your idea
of lawn furniture is a couch
- You help
your mom with the groceries by pushing the shopping cart home for her
- Your brother
calls himself an artist because he draws unemployment
- Your uncles
gave up beer for Lent and Budweiser had to lay off 200 people
- All your
aunts and uncles first names rhyme
- You've
ever eaten peanut butter and jelly on a tortilla
- You feel
naked unless you have a knife and a pair of jumper cables in arms reach
- You've
ever shared a car with 12 other people
- You need
a permit for a family reunion
- Your white
friends speak better Spanish than you
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Cojones
A man travels
to Mexico and goes to a Mexico City restaurant for a late dinner. He orders
the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two
large meaty objects.
"What's
this?" he asks.
"Cojones,
senor," the waiter replies.
"What
are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones,"
the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the
arena this afternoon."
At first
the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try
this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact,
it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order
it again.
After dinner
the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had
the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.
"Senor,"
the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
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