WASP
(White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Humor
Admiring His Big, Black Johnson A wimpy white businessman was in the subway waiting for his train when nature called. He decided to use the public restroom rather than to hold it until he reached his office. He peeked in the men's room and made sure it was empty. He set down his briefcase and started relieving himself at the urinal when the door burst open and a huge black man raced across the room to the urinal next to him. He pulled out his enormous penis, looked over to the wimpy white businessman, and said, "Wow! I just made it!" The white
man looked down at the black man's thunderous johnson and replied, "If
you make another one, make me one in white!" Two Angry White Men Find a Genie Two angry white men join a nearby lunatic fringe militia. One day they're dressed in camouflage out in the woods trying to find a decent, hard-working government employee to kill when they find a shiny lamp in the moss under a tree. They decide to rub the lamp, and a genie pops out granting, each man one wish. The first angry white man realizes that even with the horrible, oppressive American government he has to live under, he has a house, a wife, and two beautiful kids. He's really got everything he needs so he asks the genie to make him 10 times smarter. There's a puff of smoke and shazam--he's turned into Jenny McCarthy. The second
man realizes that he has a mansion, a family, and a collection of antique
cars, and he doesn't want to be a blonde. So he wishes that he were 100
times smarter. Poof -- he's turned into Janet Reno! Q: Why do
white men eat pussy? |
