(Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong)

bullet Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
bullet It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
bullet The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an on coming train.
bullet Celibacy is not hereditary
bullet Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
bullet Beauty is only skin deep; ugly goes to the bone.
bullet Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.
bullet A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
bullet If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
bullet Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
bullet A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
bullet Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
bullet Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
bullet The race is not always to the swift or the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
bullet Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
bullet The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours.
bullet In order to get a loan, you have to prove that you don't need it.
bullet No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper.
bullet The chance of a piece of bread falling with the jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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